I would feel conflicted about covering MMA in pretty much any circumstance other than this one, where the story is that MMA is brutal and dangerous.

We’ve got people here who enjoy and follow and write about fighting sports, and we’ve got people here who enjoy and follow and write about football. For my part, I hope the sum of our coverage of those sports gains us enough credibility with fans that our criticisms stand some chance of breaking through. Just…

It was great to see these four women standing in solidarity against Papaya Pol Pot, but you know what would have been better?

Hey now AC/DC did nothing wrong

One of my many pet peeves is this whole arbitrary standard used as a way to minimize certain voices in this country, and this goes back in my adult life back to post-9/11 when those who did not support military action were being labeled un-American.

I mean, that’s a fair complaint, but one of the more protected finishers in history is the People’s Elbow, which is the weakest-looking shit in the world. Either way, check out Baron Corbin’s Deep Six signature move, which looks significantly cooler:

THAT’s considered the ultimate finisher in WWE now? My exposure to WWE now comes pretty much exclusively from reading Deadspin coverage so I’d never seen it before. I’ve now watched that Gif like 10 times, then went to YouTube and watched a couple videos of Corbin doing the move too, and I don’t even understand how…

It evaporated cause nobody watched it 

There is no spoon

You’re the first person I’ve heard claim it was a good movie.

I wanna get ultimate alliance, but also I have no idea how long it is.

I understand that Life with Aggro looks cute, but why does Kotaku keep giving it the benefit of the doubt? It's just not worthy of being here.

Her name is MOTOKO KUSANAGI. That’s Japanese. Her prosthetic body is Japanese-made. She works in Japan. She’s fucking Japanese. Enough.

Agreed! I can’t believe that she was chosen over other spiders who tried out for the role! 

That new statement reads like she just learned what cisgender means.  

I keep trying to figure out how the security guard would even be able to explain this? With all the other horrific incidents, I could at least guess what would be the used justification, but here even that feels impossible. The only thing I could come up with is that the security guard thinks that his authority…

Are we digging with one of those giant mine burrowers? You know, the ones that look big from a distance of ten miles and are larger than your average shopping mall?

I’m actually gonna stop doing these because the joke’s gone stale.

The first time I reached that city I was walking around and wanted to get back on my horse. Instead, I tackled an old woman down some stone stairs. Suddenly people around me got angry and a cop saw what happened. The next few minutes were mostly a blur of blood, gunshots and dead cops.

This week, on “How to Read Life in Aggro!”