And Lil’ Ben gets funded by hard-right advocacy organizations because he’s an outspoken racist fascist with a large Twitter following. So what’s his beef exactly?

It is patently ridiculous that US Soccer, the non-profit organization thats primary purpose is to promote soccer in this country, does not pay the men’s and the women’s team equally. I don’t care which team earns more for US Soccer or less, the whole point is that the organization takes money from its money-making…

“stuff white people like”

Let’s be real. This is some guy’s “My Favorite People/Americans” Photoshop pet project that he’s been working on for years, since he was in high school, updating it with his latest favorite TV shows, franchises, and celebrities. And then when he was assigned with the task of coming up with a graphic for the USWNT team,…

You truly are a wordsmith,*squints at screen*

As they say in Belfast…

That’s Miss Chanandler Bong.

This is a trick photo! All of those are the same woman, plus Glenn Beck, and ... what’s his name over there... Ann Coulter!

The white power network. Defending and preserving white traditional christian America run by greedy corrupt conservative white old men in Washington DC since 1996. That sums it all up.

You mock this, but is there anything more American than a website that primarily utilizes underpaid contractors, using a Women’s team victory to give props to Ms. Chanadelor Bong?
It may be the MOST American thing.

“‘Fuck Trump’ chant interrupted by live Fox News report” may be closer to the truth.

Finally, some criticism that has a chance of reaching the President.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Matthew Perry may be Canadian, but Chandler Bing is as American as opioid addiction. #keepamericagreat

Keep in mind - someone decided this should exist. Someone actually followed through and made it. And someone decided it looked good enough to share.

This comment was ungreyed so we could laugh at how bad it is.

I never want to hear about the NBA having the greatest fans on Earth when none of them have tried to murder James Dolan.

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?