Likely because South Park swims in cynicism for all issues.
Plus, the South Park creators have issued apologies for previous episodes that they felt were too jaded about certain topics and now in hindsight should’ve distanced themselves or done a better job of mentioning it (climate change/Trump presidency).
So, the…

I do love that people can now see Cupid Me, but what a wonderfully sad point to make that no matter how incredible or magical the person may be...acting like an anti-Semitic bastard will get headlines.

Whoa kid...this is 90's football personality.
Not exactly sure if you’re aware that those attitudes didn’t have a history of treating women well.
Maybe pause on jumping to that side of the fence.

I think with that “Maybe it’s me” tweet that even LeBron knows that everyone is ready to step on him to get a title.
It’s weird, but I think they prefer he retire then validate him anymore as a threat.
Someday, it’ll happen to Steph as well. 

Eh...it took half the teams missing their starters due to injury to win that final.
Props to Giannis, but that team has nothing that can stop Steph or KD, if they can even get past the Celtics. 

Because you’re colored, you’re not racist?
Oh son, you and your race traitor GOP voting ass can go to hell. 

I love how you racists love to determine what is and isn’t a hate crime.
But you’re also very quick to sue for someone giving you hot coffee. 

I just told you the crime, and the school can file legal charges for intentional actions.
I can’t believe you’re this racist, you believe in traffic tickets but you don’t think hate crimes exist.

Do kids even buy traditional toys anymore??
I feel like the appropriate title will be:
“Toy Story: Roblox”

KD vs Steph at the WCF, book it.
But it will be pretty funny that Durant gets to eliminate Kyrie in the post season.
I feel for Jae Crowder, that man is so good at being a journey man that he ends up at the finals...but can never be allowed to win the finals.

If they are conducting or acting in a way that threatens the lives of other students, the school is allowed to punish and persecute the students for malicious intent.
And if you think malicious racist intent isn’t a crime, then you also don’t believe in hate crimes, and you also own a white hood. 

But...Microsoft had plenty of exclusives titles and content of their own.
At it’s best, the xbox360 was defined by how many exclusive titles or premiere titles it had (did you all just forget about Dead Rising and Halo that quick?).
You say it like Sony should be punished because they foster strong and positive mutual…

Eh...they haven’t even recast Professor X, that doesn’t mean he’s part of carrying a whole franchise...it just means he does a really good job of that character. 

This is all I see when I look at that car...

Was there ever such a thing as black face for cars?
Because I think we found it.

That’s the thing I hate about Cameron, he could do something about those adaptations and make them come to life.
But instead he prefers to complain about the dread and dying nature of cinema...while also adding to it by making a Disney movie with a retreaded plot.

He won more chips than you in his 40's.
I won’t eat the avocado, but clearly the dude knew the game better. 

You used epic, not me. Don’t be mad and start changing the goal posts because you forgot about T6: the search for more money while Arnie is still alive.

You can disagree without having to resort to lying.
Because Alita Battle Angel and that last POS Terminator, with his name on it, weren’t anything close to “epic”.

All reviews say the same thing:
“Sure it’s not original, but what an amazing hollywood splendor from Cameron!”
Ok...give any hack director a budget bigger than the movie can possibly make, and 10 years to make it, and I’m pretty sure it would be the same quality.