Your an easy 7 in Texas so don’t be down on yourself

No, Planety McPlanetface

Are all these “Bad ____” movies, are they by the same studio?

Things Conservative Christians hear god telling them to do:

PLUS: NO MORE LENA DUNHAM!

Dear guys: if your lady makes you so sad you can kill, consider killing yourself. Big upside of that: some unsuspecting woman doesn’t have to die.

If she loses, my hope of hopes is a massive wave of suicides from Hillary voters. Clear the dead wood so we don’t have to hear their third way bullshit anymore.

Those BLM kids should quiet down, because MIA has done so much for the black community. #imwithher

Please PLEASE join the WWE. Him and Tyson Fury would be fuckin AMAZING!

Ya, exactly, stop bitchin

I hate Cole Hersch, I hate Instagram and now I hate Miller Lite. Thanks Cole, you insufferably smug ass clown.

#ReleaseTheTranscripts

Philly is a garbage town filled with Garbage People.