I LOVE Planned Parenthood. The best org ever.

Preach. :: high five ::

Funny thing is, his dad was supposedly an OBGYN.

Oh that's funny. Rapes never happen to married people. I'm sure fewer people having sex would definitely mean less people taking it by force.

"I think we were pretty fucking clear. Die."

well yeah, but women don't count as people, silly.

/s

He obviously has absolutely no experience working with people in poverty, or he would know there are PLENTY of married couples living on government benefits. What, he thinks the second you get married to someone, your combined income magically increases above the poverty line? I would love to know how that works. I…

I mean, it's not like sperm is required to get pregnant or anything, Rand. These women are obviously just magically becoming pregnant and it's absolutely, 100% their fault. No man would ever exercise poor judgement and forgo or incorrectly use contraceptives, possibly against the wishes of his female partner. No sir.

"Maybe we have to say 'enough's enough, you shouldn't be having kids after a certain amount,'" Paul told the business group at one point.

You see that face in the picture above? That is the face of a man who has no fucking clue as to what happens in real life.

I love how every time the GOP shoves out a "bright new star" they immediately torpedo their chances. Palin, Jindal, Rubio, now Rand. Ineptitude at its finest.

This is the classic kind of malarkey that a lot of people in the religious right actually think all the time but usually have the good sense not to say aloud. Good ol' Randy, being up front about it.

Tastes like Palestinian tears, if you're into that sort of thing.

Right? I just imagine him giving me a teddy bear and then doing little strip tease to Partition.

Vin Diesel's Facebook page is amazing. He posts Photoshopped pictures of himself with inspirational quotes. Like what teen girls do with Marilyn Monroe and "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best," but of himself. He also writes...meaningful life reflections...with thoughtful…

This is so preciously embarrassing.

Pee Wee approves this Surfboart dance.

he's so darn cute... can we just do a cuddle puddle??? WITH PUPPIES!

I love that he only knows half the words. Somehow it's kinda precious. I don't know how I am simultaneously feeling a little embarrassed for him but I also want to eff him in a one-night-stand-let's-just-do-this-carnal-style kind of way...

This is way better than a sex tape.