Now that he can’t be jilled off to anymore, he’s back to being a disgusting cishet white man with opinions? Fuck if I know. Jennifer Lawrence must not have fallen down this week.

I don’t get the snark here. He loves his wife, and appreciates her intelligence and that she shares some of his tastes.

You don’t get to tell other people how to dress. Sorry.

Ok, so let me see if we can get some clear rules.

ok we’re at the point where i think you’re kidding but i’m not actually sure.

No, that’s segregation. Seriously, these people are being ironically bigoted.

Have we reached a point where all cultural sharing is off limits? That seems so... stagnant.

I’m also surprised this woman enrolled her kids in musical theater and was surprised that there were gay people around. Is she new?

I for one wish this fellow many happy returns.

My boss assigned me a research memo and I was like “I dunno, man, I have plans to be doing girls tonight.” and he was like “Doing girls only lasts one night but this memo is forever.”

I’m feeling my 19 year free Maxim subscription is at risk.

This is my first time posting on here, and my only hope is that I don’t get lost in the greys!!

Feeling very old right now because I remember when Details was a clubby kind of magazine. I stole the issue with Julie Brown on the cover from my dentist’s office because I wanted to try to recreate her jean jacket for myself. Spoiler alert: it came out like shit and I got in trouble for wrecking my jacket.

But he's not a rapper

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

I found this actual footage of James Baldwin responding to Lemon’s comparison:

Staples is one of my favorite stores. No joke. I could shop there every single day. Thank goodness I’m broke.

I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…