This is SO true. I don’t care about all the dick jokes and callouts and whatnot, but I’ve come to believe he is the greatest interviewer of my lifetime. I can listen to him talk to a celebrity all day.

They got divorced 4 years after the movie and had been married for 23 years. It's probably more complicated than you make it out in this comment

In the heterosexual couple example, my mind goes to swinging. In that example, I want clarification, and my response would probably be “yes fine sir, I do drugs.” If they respond with “yeah, but do you party?” - I know I’m in trouble.

I think entering with the key is going to be the main turning point of this story, legality-wise. But I can’t imagine what makes such a young woman willing to face down cops at the barrel of a gun all day (and to her death) over a traffic stop warrant that she could probably serve out over a weekend. It feels so…

The Trivago guy is a monster. I’m waiting for a Sham Wow size scandal to emerge with him in the center. I feel it in my soul.

It does look like what Derrick Barry wore on most challenges during Rupaul’s drag race.

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

I also want to say that I also wear a lot of these styles and I believe this entire post to be a violent subtweet

joanna can we do this privately

I just want to say that I have worn a number of dresses that look very similar to the ones pointed out in this article and Ellie sees me every day and now I understand her blank smiles

Where?! How much?! Take my money now!!

I do! And it worked!

You realize, I hope, that she’s just trying to promote her book?

I prefer to see him as the cheating ass Amy Poehler DIVORCED.

But she’s not now, that kinda cancels the reference out.

Eh. Great women end up married to assholes alllllllllllll the time.

The seagull in this gif is my hero.

really really really wanna chicken tik a tik ahhhhh

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.

Yeah, agreed that controlled substances shouldn’t taste like candy. That is asking for trouble.