I am hugely relieved that the shaved head thing caught on and the ladiez seem to like. Best decision I ever made was to shave my dome. One of the first compliments my (now) wife gave me when we were dating was she was a sucker for a shaved head.

I mean, they clearly did.

I would never say that to her face but now I can’t unsee it.

I thought the new pig looked familiar. I wonder if they modeled the pig after her.

Give him a little emotional support, make him a dermatologist appointment, go with him to make sure he gets a complete skin exam.

I feel like it’s really really really not my place to tell a black woman how to feel about Rachel Dolezal. Nor is it my place to judge her feelings. And I’d be kind of uncomfortable if Bobby went there.

I haven’t and I’m not sure I could. I am short and can’t even imagine the mechanics of it.

You can’t be serious, can you? I have never and would never pee in a sink unless I were imprisoned or something.

Well pretty soon they’ll find out his phone wasn’t even connected.

“It was like he was being cast in a role, that he was a talentless kind of meathead, with his whole relationship with Jennifer Lopez.”

I’m so disappointed that he’s turned out to be such a fucking clueless douche.I liked him so much.

Matt Damon, stop talking. Just stop.

How can we not blame Planned Parenthood!

It’s curtains for you Fiorina!

How can we blame Planned Parenthood?

nah bro. fall is da best. fuckin best apples ever, beautiful sunny skies and crisp air..gtfo wit dis shit.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

And though the first person to throw a brick at Stonewall was a trans woman of color named Marsha P. Johnson, the film gives that specific honor to a fake gay man of the color white named Danny Winters.

No Country For Old White Gay Men

Someone younger.