DRUNK MY ASS. You go, Patricia!!!!!! Way to make your moment pay off!

How awesome was that acceptance speech?

"To even say that that type of journey has nothing to do with my place and opportunities now is dishonorable."

YES GURL. Not Asian, but this show speaks to me as the kid of two immigrants. I love-love-love their take on the immigrant experience in America. That they're from DC makes it even more applicable (to me…

You should watch this show for the sole reason of Constance Wu and her character Jessica Huang.

Daily reminder that Jez isn't a feminist website. Tagline: Celebrity, Sex, And Gossip For Women. Without Airbrushing.

Seriously. I don't care about either of these people, and I hate to give a Kardashian a win on the makeup front, but HOLY HELL THOSE LASHES.

Kenya Moore sure did.

Why am I tearing up?

Let me turn his argument on it's head.

Is he seriously wearing a fucking clip-on bow tie?

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

I'd like to add that Cookie's assistant is perfect. Cast perfect. Is perfect. Everything. They are wonderful together.

"Showing lots of natural aging" sounds like a crushing insult, but I think I get your point. I think she looks great.

Wow, this list.... I just... I wish it had a physical manifestation so I could gun it down in the street during a Heat-esque daytime machine gun rampage. This list is essentially the exact opposite of my tastes. If we wanted to go out to get pizza we will be getting two pies because even getting the things you like on…

There's sooooooo much of this that is an utter abomination, however, THANK YOU for calling out pineapple as being fucking disgusting on pizza. Pineapple gets too much hype as a fruit in general, much less adding it to bread and tomato sauce and cheese and acting like that's acceptable.

How can he be racist if he married a black guy?

I'm with you. I piss people off on Facebook when I say that I'd watch 100 episodes of Broad City to a half an episode of Girls.

I hate LD so much and I don't know why. Someone help me out here. It's starting to freak me out.