Oh please, you’ve been watching too much TV. All the stories of truckers getting their rigs towed end up with them being total pussies and paying the ransom. Sitting on your ass in a cab for ten hours a day is not conducive to being a buff badass.

And if the plane starts to dive, the ground is there to break your fall as a last resort!

Not a problem. If the binding fall out, you will be thrown to safety into the soft snow, like being swaddled in your momma’s protective bosom.

Or...maybe the techs have parts left over because they are so good they don’t need those extra bits. Ever thought about THAT, jack?!?

BREAKING NEWS!!

Remember, Chrysler is the company that designed a WATER PUMP that literally caught on fire. It takes a very special kind of incompetence to make water burst into flame. They are like the anti-Chuck Norris.

Now when they mean up to 500 miles range, they literally mean all cars combined.

Why are there no nuts in “doughnuts”?

Never trust a shifty Chinaman.

Exactly. Like I posted elsewhere, I have never met anyone who has bought a “Peep”, much less eaten one.

Like those nasty pink Snoballs, I have never met anyone who’s bought a “peep”, much less eaten one.

Apple is making police shows? When you start making those, that’s the classic death knell signaling a descent into mediocrity for any creative house.

I’m awaiting the Blue Bloods prequel, where a starting-to-get-geriatric Thomas Magnum leaves Hawaii and joins the NYPD as a rookie beat cop.

The guy could have just gotten a job at Boeing and built actual planes, and gotten paid for it!

And having to listen to that annoying voice EVERY NIGHT.

If it had a manual from Day 1, would you have actually bought one? Or would you still be offering mealy mouthed excuses as to why you didn’t?

It looks like Toyota sub-contracted Peugeot to design the exterior.

Safe is safe.

You should look up thia obscure company called “Porsche” and this little known model they have called the “911". Same design for DECADES!!!

Why does this incident sound like it would be in a Mel Brooks joint?