Depends. If it was a MAGA, I’d let it go.

We had a deal!

The granny bottoms on that babe are sexy.

I’m thinking of starting a band named Dixie Antebellum

What is that manufacturer who resurrected an old British marque (not Enfield) and started making bobbers in India like about 5 years ago?

This can be done in a stadium. Ever notice the running track around the field? Do it there.

I almost dated Penelope Cruz, so getting on one still hasn’t happened for me.

I wouldn’t wait 10 minutes for it.

He’s not being sent to prison...(to a “hospital”)

Yay must protect the corporate class at all costs!

I wouldn’t say The Flash was a bomb, but last week the KKK did try strapping a DVD copy of it to the rear bumper of Al Sharpton’s car.

Exactly. My great-grandpa mentioned he was so dumbfounded at the sight of a horseless carriage dispatching his buttermilk and chicory, he accidently dropped his iPhone in a spitoon, breaking the CRT screen to smithereens. The development was so jarring, he forgot to wear an onion on his belt (which was the style at…

Only 30 minutes? Rookie. For years at one job I showed up TWO HOURS late...consistently.

Ah, the mythical $200 plane ticket...

‘Murica conquered first. Next: Turks and Caicos.

Not mentioned: The frunk, back seat, and front passenger seat were also filled with battery packs. Also, the route taken was mostly downhill.

I’m from ‘Murica and I recognise it is nasty. And it is not even a salad, it is a god damn dessert.

Unfortunately the “big screen” seems to have gotten smaller, or am I just imagining it? I could swear the theater screens’ field of view seems narrower than my TV. I just don’t feel as immersed anymore at a theater.

Seatbelts get in the way of fellating your bodguard.

A distinction without a difference.