You never had to haggle. All you had to do was simply pay the price on the sheet taped to the car’s window.

Tracy? That’s a girl’s name. He must be a gaysexual.

The reality is he’s already saddled with being a pedophile. Any other attention on him is really nothing compared to that, which frees him to act anyway he wants.

Ceramic protective coating, motherfucker, do you know it?

You realize the Colorado and the Canyon are the same...damn...truck?

2.4L, is this a joke? Wait, my soda here is....3L?

I have the answer for that. The only issue now is if you want to hear it.

Hahaha retard, you got so OWNED by the replies.

I see a new movie being made: Cocaine Orca

Flat tired don’t cause fires like this. Not even on an 18 Wheeler.

It’s the same with ICE. Pulling a load decreases your MPG.

So basically you can “custom order” anything, as long as it matches something that they are already building?

There’s an even better liftback coupe from a different company:

The real crime here is use of portrait orientation.

A future Chris Farley Club member!

What’s up with the name Has-Bro? Do they really own Black people and force them to work in the factories?

I like beans, but prepared as pork and beans, or Boston baked style, they are just too sickly sweet. It’s the legume version of Spaghettios.

He’s basically a reliable Lindsay Lohan.

Lets see what tune she sings after her first coronary...

Easy. You just lower...the...price.