He stood his ground for the fetus.

Didn’t they just strike like last month?

You are puzzled because you never learned at your momma’s knee that milk comes from animals, while juice comes from plants. Your school system failed you as well. This is hard, cold, biological fact.

Not feeling much sympathy for someone who claims he’s a pauper because he can only afford a Porsche.

Da fuq? A broken machine has absolutely no bearing on the ability to eat food. I would have called the sheriff on you for that BS.

Just paint up a teal one, and they can restart the 90s orange and teal trend again.

I would not want to be in a business where I am competing with my supplier.

She vacillates between looking very sexy, to a crazy ex-girlfriend vibe.

According to the agreement for which you people went on strike for, you do make $62K, minimum. Stop pretending you are a pauper.

$49K+ for a literal lemon with only 190 miles of range?

When a musician takes a talk show gig, it usually means they have lost all creativity and drive, or are just not popular enough anymore for a promoter to risk booking them.

Rosie O’Donnell? Howard Stern says she’s a fat pig!!!

Federal “pound me in the ass” prison? He gonna get RAPED!!!

Milk comes from an animal, juice come from a plant. It is a plain, simple, fact. Nothing will ever change that.

I’m all for public transit, in theory. The problem is too many people use it. I would like to get on a bus, subway or tram, and have maybe only (at most) 3 other people in it, far away from my seat. I do not want to be sitting next to other people. And a bus needs to have a pickup point no further than one block from…

Wow these astromen are just about as good mechanics as I am. Whenever I fix my car, I too also have leftover parts.

This article is about a racing sim, yet they neglect to include the most important piece of info: the name of the sim.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson rush down to K-Mart for the blue light special?

No one ever went to Sears for groceries.

Here’s the main (and most important) differences from F1: