All those things do is keep the car from being stolen by honest people, they are useless.

Hacksaw through the steering wheel, as most of them are just rubber and plastic. A richer/lazier thief will bring a reciprocating saw.

Why should she get bound and raped again in a chair?

You have a choice: get raped, or spend 16 years in prison. Which would you prefer?

Why would I want to live in a place where strange occupiers are milling about everywhere in the streets?

Well the hopped up bipolars seem to snort lithium as fast as it can made into pill form. That can’t help.

Maybe if all these bipolars would stop snorting, mainlining, and mixing eight-balls with all the existing lithium we would have enough?

No that’s the new Sonata.

Exactly. The Thompson Twins are not related, and in fact, are a trio.

If $165K is too little to not have to do real work and simply play a child’s game, McDonalds is always hiring.

Is this a joke? The people running Amtrak can’t even do THAT ONE JOB right, and you propose to have them handle the entire train infrastructure?

I never use the corporate mandated signature (hell I never even set it up), and simply end the last sentence with a dash and my initials. Example of last sentence:

Primary battery cells.

I wouldn’t mind giving her my DNA, if you know what I mean.

How do people with more than $250K ensure all of their money is FDIC insured? Open multiple accounts?

Fun fact. Chuck Norris is the only person who was able to design a V1 motor.

“Those guys on Jalopnik really know their cars.”

European health care: You’re having a heart attack? Please schedule an appointment with your local NHS doctor, and we will see you in 6 months.

It’s merely a fact, a truth. Are you against truth? Because it seems like you are.

I’m not interested in swapping my fresh brand new battery pack for some janky used pack that’s has hundreds of cycles on it.