The babe in the Warmies vid is insanely cute.

Can’t we get some crafty Chinamen to pound out some paper? After all didn’t they invent it?

If it uses a cake bottom, isn’t this a...(mini) cake? It’s not a cookie.

If the bottom is cake, why is it called a cookie?

It’s almost as if you’ve never heard of the superior carb: pasta.

Chicken has always cost less than beef. It makes no sense that fast food chicken burgers are always more expensive than beef burgers.

Ever notice there is never any racism problems, until Blacks show up? If you ask me, they always seem to be the instigators of this problem.

Certainly not me, haven’t flown since 1993.

So....ELIZA 2.0?

I don’t like miscegenation in my cookies.

Yes, much better we have a carpet munching, ball handling druggie back than keeping THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN THE WORLD from rebooting to kill more people worldwide.

Ummmm, isn’t the crust on a pizza...BREAD?!?!?

S0...Crazy Bread used as a crust. Got it.

I don’t understand why they are called “fries” if potatoes are not used.

The GOP voters must be desperate when they hang their hopes on a house Mandingo.

People have always died at younger ages. The majority of them aren’t famous, that’s why you never hear about them.

Q: Why are the vagina and anus so close to each other?

Why are we still giving loans NOW? All of these people are just not going to be able to replay in when they graduate in a few years.

There’s a movie that has some dialogue akin to “You can’t chase that Dodge in some shitty Chevy. The only thing that can catch Mopar is Mopar. Get your shotgun.”

The Avus looks like one of those “driving backwards” cars.