You mean being paid $62K minimum to post little blogs isn’t enough to buy a decent alarm?

Buying into the NFL is easy as shit. I personally own part of the Green Bay Packers, which bought me the RIGHT to walk into Lambeau Field anytime I want and harass the help.

Won’t the butter melt in the heat?

Throw the book at em!

“You don’t have to be under oath, and you don’t have to know the person you’re lying to is a federal agent—it could be a casual conversation in McDonald’s”

Info says sarsaparilla and root beer were invented by the Native Indians, but I doubt there was any carbonation in it, or sugar, and was lukewarm. What did original versions of this taste like?

How is that trucks keep getting bigger, yet they seems to be able to carry less? And not only are the trucks bigger, the tires stay the same size? It looks comical.

If the crew is still getting pay, then fine. If not, jump ship.

Since when the fuck do you need permission to leave someone’s home?

Even a water faucet?

And these are the same people who went on strike because they thought their work was worth $62K yearly.

Even at that threshold you still deal with the ads that have the down payment as the “price”

I thought of Shadow Moon’s wife in American Gods.

Hotter take: Bruce Wayne from Joker 2019 is the best villain.

How is it that trucks have gotten bigger, but somehow they carry less?

I have all my ingredients separate in the smallest tupperware needed (on a daily basis), throw it into a small plastic bag, and I assemble my sandwich at work. The only thing I don’t keep in the fridge are non-perishables.

On TOP of a sandwich? Do you eat it like a tosada?

It’s obvious you have no fucking idea how stocks work.