Being an overly sensitive snowflake who cries at the drop of a hat is not a superpower. 

Friends can’t swing their part of the $500 deposit? Then you know what, asshole? Stick to Applebees, McDonalds or shit like that.

Oh please you’re not an Aspie, you just a plain old dork.

Christ, can one of you $62K+ a year bloggers fix the god damn white balance on that photo?

You do realize that the earth (in which veggies are grown)is full of bugs, worms and microscopic things that ALL have to take a shit and urinate, and they do it wherever they are?

The slicked back hair, goatee, soul patch, earrings, black on black top do not help either.

I always said GM should start making used cars as well.

Guess what, asshole? That’s chop suey. Chop suey is just a stir fry with a sauce.

BREAKING NEWS! Person discovers that small cars don’t have the interior space of a Chevy Suburban!

If you were a Luddite, you’d eschew cars of all sorts, as they are tech. If anything, a Luddite would prefer an EV, as they are simpler.

Hello? McFly? You live in a hurricane zone. Hurricanes mean WIND. Install a robust turbine to charge your power wall and car.

Who the fuck goes through 6 cars like changing socks? I’m still driving the same one I bought in 2010, and plan to do so for at least 3 more years.

The average car price is still too high. Should be more like $15k

I added a female driver. Worst. Install. Ever.

I’m still holding out hope she reprises her Lassie role in a new installment of Porky’s.

You'd figure they'd be FOR abortion, as it would mean less minorities and democrats.

I kinda wish the Capitol police had gone Kent State on the insurrectionists.

What about Endora from Bewitched? Constantly using her powers on mortals because they had no magic to fight back with, but you never saw her try to bully her peers. And the time she lost her powers she was as helpless as a church mouse. Without magic, she really had nothing going for her.

What, you mean this is not about marking the arrival of mayonnaise in Mexico? Have I been celebrating this day all wrong?

Will Fancy Kristen be making an appearance?