I am the one who told the station owner about the price. I’m right here. So what are you going to about it, faggot?

I’ll take that $50 any day.

I don’t mind going to an after hours company dinner party if you spring for something good, something that would cost me $50+. The French Laundry (or whatever is my town’s equivalent) would be a good starting point.

Today’s kids should be referred to as Generation Butthurt.

It’s like the mall food court, except outside. The whole point of food trucks was cheap food. I’m not paying French Laundry prices for shit I have to eat on a pigeon feces ridden bench.

You don’t need a lame, just get safety razor blades.

He left because he wasn’t offered the Letterman spot. Why would he come back to the show he wanted to move on from?

I have no need to broadcast that I ate a sandwich today. As to why the rest of the people thinks that it is important the world needs to know every excruciating and mundane minutia of their daily existence, I don’t know.

In other words, someone at Vroom did not deliver the correct amount of bribe to regulators.

Nope. Roman Polanski is the director you need for this.

They missed a great opportunity to simply name the last movie as MI:6 and set it in England.

What would have been a more preferable word to insult with? Coon? Darkie? Let us know.

Whether it has beans or not, that’s not chili, that’s chili con carne, or more accurately, thick spicy stew.

Are they breaded? No? Then they are not nuggets. Nuggets require breading.

Isn’t wine just grape juice for adults?

Convenience costs more.

Poorly made with glued on sections, and don’t stand by their warranty. I had two pairs separate from the sole within months, just simply wearing them to work. Didn’t go rock climbing, wasn’t engaging in daily tug of wars, wasn’t walking in salty surf.

It’s as if businesses have to buy inventory at low prices to then be able to make a profit!

I never saw Oceans 1-10, where are they available for viewing?

And fucking.