And all Fords are just an update of the Model T.

I had 220 hp on my Firebird.....in 1988! Thirty three years ago.

Most artists that signed away their songs don’t re-record them. And for the few that do (and usually it’s just one song) the new versions never have that same magic as the original.

In other words, be a bigger bully.

In other words, be a bigger bully.

Even worse, that band didn’t form until 2006!

Just make sure he isn’t eyeing your ass. He might have decided to groom you.

HR has NO IDEA about day to day operations, department goals (other than their own) or needs. Their only task is to hire people, onboard them, manage benefits, and make coffee for visiting big wigs. You might as well have asked the lobby receptionist what the 3rd quarter projections look like.

I don't understand. She sold away her catalog, she WILLINGLY cashed the check. To be butthurt about that is just being inane.

So they are the Chik-Fil-A of...sub-dogs?

The earth is literally awash with the feces of every insect, animal and reptile that crosses it. Earth is not a sterile place.

Can’t they just put those containers in some sort of bo...

These are “salads” in the same way rap is “music”.

Exactly. That's why I just invested a company developing a coal powered car.

They worked because the telco powered the line, not the power company.

POTS landlines worked in outages because the telco powers the line (with generators providing backup in case THEY lose power) themselves, not the local power company.

Isn’t having to eat and shit every time you charge up a pretty onerous requirement to own an EV?

Fly, you say? Last time I tried that, they refused to sell me a seat for my EV.

See not wearing is good advice. Think about it, where’s the worst lace to be during a wreck? THE WRECK! Better to be thrown to safety than to be trapped by your belt in a crumpling tin prison.

That women are good drivers...