Truthfully, I really WISH it caused sterility. It would have saved me going through a vasectomy.

In the FOX documentary “Sleepy Hollow”, Ben Franklin was revealed to partake in “air baths”.

To his credit, he sent out a coupon for 5% off a Travis Scott meal at McDs to the injured.

I have no problem buying R. Kelly’s house for $10K.

After she pulled that shit by bailing on CBS’ Mom, she’s dead to me.

You know, there’s the law, and then there’s common sense. Just getting in a lane where 2+ ton objects whiz by ALL GOD DAMN DAY is just begging for trouble, no matter what “bicyclists rights” you are given. It’s no different from walking on a road.

Remember, Chrysler is the company who designed a WATER PUMP that actually burst into flames.

If it was a Toyota, it would have stayed grounded to the ground.

Then who are the Dutch?!?

An English language version of “The Harder They Fall” would be good too.

Or better, “Let It Go” by Def Leppard.

It’s not lawyering is real, actual work. Call me when your profession actually creates something worth a fuck.

You don’t need a reminder, it tells you EXPLICITILY on the license when it expires. You literally have FIVE YEARS to “plan ahead” to renew. Are you telling me that is not enough advance warning?

Bro, do you even 286 SX?

Need road feel? That’s what your ass-on-the-seat is for.

Protip: they sell no-spill mugs...

And the bicyclists have to pay for the damage to his truck.

His mama name him Bruce, so imma call him Bruce.

And if there’s an issue with it, do you mail it back to the OEM?

You realize there are no such thing as “deities”? They are all fictional creations, used to trick and placate a society into submission.