Protip: Asians, Latinos, Natives, Semites, we are ALL tired of the brothers’ whining too about every...little...fucking...thing.

“Let a woman drive...”

You do realize you will become a boomer yourself?

So you, the city slicker, acted like a typical slack jawed country yokel? The irony!

Wow that’s an aggressively Asian face.

If it’s too loud, you’re too old.

If it’s too loud, you’re too old.

Then use BETTER batteries, which means needing LESS batteries.

I wish there were simple plates in the primary colors, to match with the car.

I’m trying to figure where the “crime” is. Or did the student actually OWN him?

Hertz has some really shitty negotiators if you place a 100K order and all you can manage is list price. No wonder they went bankrupt.

Connery died? Holy shit, spoiler alert next time!

And spend all this money for housing him over cardboard? Nah, just fine him the $250K.

Want another USA F1 race? I have three words for you:

Come on toots, we all know you wanted me to do that.

Not only that, if you sand the lens down to scratch depth, you’ve changed the grind of the lens. Bad idea. Just live with the scratch or get a new pair.

Have a sofa you hate? Here’s a Lifehacker protip:

What this “you can” shit, motherfucker? It’s always someone else with you lazy fucks. Here’s a better idea, how about YOU go ahead yourself and cut them up?

Sure, as long as the companies reimburse the military at contactor wages.

There’s not a driver shortage, there’s a PAY shortage.