I don’t see what the problem is. We actually DO control the weather, as well as the finance system. It’s a pretty sweet setup.

Biden’s next executive order should be that GM design and sell a new Trans Am.

You have to admit, she’s right about nu-metal.

After the vaccine rollout, Biden’s most pressing task should be getting GM to design a new Trans Am.

My Galant refuses to die despite all the regular maintenance I throw at it.

He will missed. Pepe is one of the figures I base my interactions with women on, along with Andy Capp.

Ummm, because it is not Memorial Day yet to wear white shoes? Are you some kind of mongoloid moron? Do you not know anything about shoe color etiquette? I should have the local sheriff arrest you on general principles.

And we have some people who recently got some experience at starting a coup. Maybe we can put those parties in touch with each other?

Makes perfect sense, considering how Harry isn’t Charles’ biological son.

Yeah contestant #4 never seem to know bidding strategy. You generally have a 1 in 3 chance of winning. All you have to do is guess which of the other bids you think is below the price, and bid one dollar more. The exception is if one of the first three got the correct price. Then there's nothing you can do.

Both times I got the stimulus I banked it. Also, I spent even less money even though last year was the most money I've made.

If Orange-45 didn't resign, why should Cuomo?

I can confirm this story too. Oriental girls definitely suck cock best, though the Negro women are a close second.

There you go. Eat less fat, move more. Eat a salad, not the entire salad bar.

You can wear stuff like this if you are attractive physically. Conversely, Roseanne, Rosie O’Donnell, etc will never look good in clothes like that because they are...drum roll..fat and unattractive. Their noxious personalities don't help either.

Protip: use your phone to view things you don't want your employer to know about.

You got in debt for useless degrees that no one hires for. They are only good for fulfilling the undergraduate degree that law and medical school requires. Don’t expect sympathy.

Imagine if an Asian in Ghana started telling the residents “be less Black”. Would they go “you know you’re right. We are sorry.” Or would they then cry THATS RAYSIST!!!!

You obviously need a new fridge if your food is spoiling after three days.

If people are sending her $1.4M a year with slightly racy pics and letters that would get rejected by Penthouse Forum, I don’t want to hear shit about a bad economy and how no one has any money.