Jeannie C. Riley, is that you?

This is for people too lazy to spread packaged guacamole on toast. 

More importantly is Elin holding up ok? I should go to her, she needs me.

Is this a real rape rape, or is it Swedish “rape”, where the woman has next day remorse?

Jackie Chiles would like to have a word about your bystander hot take.

Easy. Join the United Mexican States as their newest and 32nd state.

$200 monthly? My bill this month is $26. I've never had one more than $90....in the summer!

Unfortunately it will take space aliens literally enslaving the human race for the ME TOO people to finally drop their culture of hate.

That’s the innate Japanese discipline in her. Imagine if she was 100% Japanese?

Djokovic looks like he's Paul Ryan's brother.

Dunno, they all had no problems cashing the cheques...

Good for you, looking out for the 1%. You might even get to lick their boot one day!

Middle class? Please. Her dad drives a truck.

There needs to be legislation tacked that limits athletic salaries to one penny less than the lowest paid teacher.

Sorokin is not rich. Her dad is a truck driver. She’s no heiress.

And by your logic, any private conversation people have could not be published. For example, the airing or the published transcription of Trump’s call to Georgia would be a crime.

Cap the income at those making less than $33K, and redistribute the entire amount for bigger checks.

Bieber’s only mental issue is he’s a spoiled asshole. He’s gaslighting you like Trump.

Christ fix up that shithouse of a garage first before installing panels. This is like installing gold plated wheels on a hooptie.

According to this logic any phone text or email, even a conversation, you sent to someone could not be then published.