Jr. reminds me of one of the cackling whelps of a goblin king who are “feared” only because of the daddy. Basically Iosef from John Wick.

Tiffany has some very sexy cankles. She's like a stupid man's Kaley Cuoco.

My prediction?

His mama name him Bruce, so imma call him Bruce.

I’m depositing it and further fattening up my bank account.

You can take my word for it, Vernita Green had it coming.

Christ, why can’t you just use the god damn word “proof” instead of “receipts”?

With those tiny hands? Impossible.

Not only do those lawyers only take cases they are VERY CONFIDENT of winning, they also take a VERY HIGH percentage of the award/settlement.

The funniest part? Trump truly does not care for any of his supporters. Not a single one. He wouldn’t let them into Mara Lago if they knocked on the door in need.

You don't want pizza, you want a pancake.

No, they are looking at how much they can sell their stock to other stock buyers. Just another form of tulip buying.

Who makes better pizza: Italy or NYC?

I still use the $5 router Verizon sold a decade ago. It torrents pirated shows just fine.

This is too much over analyzing regarding drinking a god damn beer.

Were you one of these guys?

Don't be this guy:

You do realize you don't eat the bag?!?

Or ditch this weak ass dish, and make a proper bean dip.

He should be paying THEM considering how good a car they have given him. I’m sure even Danica could win in that car.