Should I watch this? I kinda missed out on the first 1983 installments.

No go. The next Bond will be a disabled transgender Muslim who travels with an emotional support animal.

I’m taking bets on how long it will take for the first cry of “RAYSISM” against an Alien once they reveal themselves.

Damn I never thought The Eagles would ever fire Joe Walsh.

Yeah, people with useless Ethnic Studies degrees need not apply.

In John Adams favor, Jefferson had just gotten a new iPhone and had switched numbers and forgot to give it to Adams.

If this was just dumb protestors, imagine what a well trained invasion force could do?

It’s just more cheese.

Looks nothing like a bomb. Just an assortment of...stuff. Anyone who got “scared” by this, don’t ever look inside a hardware store....or the cleaning section of a grocery. You will be horrified.

36 is the new 56.

Black? Please. Mexicans are Blacker than Meghan.

And still take your insurance (if you have any). The vaccine is “free”, but the vaccinator will still bill the insurance for the dispensing fee, otherwise they have to collect from the main fund, which pays them less.

Don’t worry the next Bond films will be done in a slapstick style, with a laugh track and zany sound effects. Producers are looking for a modern day Chevy Chase type to fill the role

Very pretty woman, but she was basically a poor man’s Lynda Carter.

Global cooling exists. Ever hear of something called WINTER?!?!? The Earth gets pretty damn cold during that time.

When you “someday we”ll figure out” people say that, the “we” always means “someone else”. It never is you. You are always expecting someone else to do the hard work, and you can lay back and enjoy the benefits.

Yeah these are just donut holes.

Holy shit Holmes he totally looked like some gay ass flip boy.

Cancer is your own cells not dividing properly. It is not an outside contagion. So when you say “fuck cancer”, you are saying “fuck me”.

What's up my n-words?