Well, he was wearing a seatbelt, bro.

And once repaired you have a car for life. Ever think about that, Sherlock?

That’s what the tomato in the meatloaf is already there for. You have a palate of a child.

The United Butthurt of America: where life is so good, its occupants have to create fictional strife to clutch their pearls at on a daily basis.

I studied at a reasonably priced college and have a good job and have a very good salary, and have saved my money throughout the years. I live in a manner that means being smartly frugal. My savings now accrue more in interest than most people earn. Truthfully I don’t have to work anymore, but I do to accumulate more…

Shouldn’t this be a civil case?

There’s lazy, and there’s incompetent. This does not fall under the lazy category.

Why? He created a business. No one just handed him this money. What is wrong from profiting from something you made? How do you think the business you work at makes the money to pay you? A money tree?

On an estate tax most of it still remains with someone. Bloomberg no longer has that entire half billion. And that half billion helped pay many media people’s wages. Would you prefer those people missed out on that?

The NBA has recommended its players refrain from raping any women in the meantime, until the pandemic eases up.

Solution: manufacturers start making used cars.

Fuck the baristas. Since when are we supposed to kowtow to what amounts to a failed bartender for a sugar drink? They should be thankful there’s actually a service job for slinging overpriced breakfast beverages, instead of acting high and mighty over this.

HR? Only one requirement needed: submit to the fact that your main purpose is to protect the company at all costs, and people are merely assets for the company to exploit. because if you think HR is anything else but that, you will be in fr rude shock the first time you have to fire someone before Christmas.

If salespeople were smart, they would start insinuating that every time someone walks in.

Next up: what’s the deal with the compass juice in those balls?

You misunderstand, Saul wasn’t in Federal witness protection. He’s on the run from the law. No one is going to spending time looking for the right job for him.

Yeah they had one small bit that was kinda amusing, but there were no Touch Tone Terrorists. Here’s a sample of good prank calling.

Maybe because there’s nothing left in the Dale Bozzio catalog for her to steal?

Oh did she find another Dale Bozzio album to steal from?

Looks better than the Model 3, although putting a grill on a car with no radiator is idiotic.