That’s what happens when there’s no cock in the marital bed. Cautionary tale.

I wonder how many women could fly a helicopter? Kobe could have used one today.

Us Jews’ plans too. REMEMBER ZION!

My knee grows

Super 8, or get lost.

MSG tastes horrible in beer.

Schools have stopped holding students to actually learning anything, due to parental demand.

People are literally dropping dead in the streets in China while having shown no symptoms of illness prior to doing so.

Did you literally not even read the name of Tesla’s feature? It’s called AUTOPILOT. The name itself literally declares 100% autonomous full self driving capability.

Why do these designers keep chopping off the top rear corner into a severe slant? So much wasted space in doing that. If I wanted a god damn slant, I’d buy a sedan.

many cool scooters

We gave them marriage rights just for this? Ungrateful.

Have you had a bad donut at all?

I had no idea malware was “popular”.

Somehow, someway, as all good Italian carmakers can, Maserati will be able to design an electrical drive that has to be fixed on a weekly basis.

I know, they let any hoi polloi fly nowadays. Dreadful state of affairs. What next, allowing barn creatures on as well?

I was expecting the kid to actually sing the song, not see some highly edited audio sample mashup done by an adult.

Suzuki never mastered the art of the bribe.

Protip: torrent the show, like anyone with a lick of sense will do.

I don't understand. You chose the PIN. How hard is it to remember that?