I’m very confused as to how a virus sprang up from a Mexican beer.

Lemme ask you, what do you pay your employees? If it is $8 an hour, fuck you for expecting them to have an immaculately concours quality detailed ride.

Who had to lose the AGT seat for Gabrielle to then sit in it? How come no one ever thinks of that?

Delete your account.

It's like being a vampire, except without needing blood.

It's called aging.

Stick to cars, Jalopnik.

My current car cost less than that, and it has A/C.

I wonder what they thought of people who rode the bus, or biked.

That was you? I shoulda fired your mouthy ass ON THE SPOT for that lip.

“Q” clearance? Do you work for S.P.E.C.T.R.E?

I’d hate to cross a bridge, ride an elevator or spend time in a building any of these two people have designed.

Right, he would be summoned to a meeting with someone (certainly not two VPs, either). In 2020, no one but a complete idiot would write something like that.

I remember getting food stamps when I was living in the dorm without outside support. Guess what my monthly “benefit” was.

Fuck this fucking cat and the motherfucking cat it rode in.

I notice this person abandons their house every day at about 830am, at least five days a week. Should I move in, since this person doesn’t want to be there?

They go good in Blueberry Morning cereal.

Yikes. A civil engineer not concerned with basic safety? Remind me not to hire you when our city needs a bridge designed.

That specific award was for Hard Rock/Heavy Metal. It got split later on.

Huh? What kind of monster are you?