They only work 2 hours every every other week. I honestly don’t know what they are complaining about. That’s Millennials in a nutshell for you.

Maybe instead of coddling addicts, use the tax money for infrastructure?

It's a rap song with cowboy imagery. For some reason people think that is enough to make it a country song.

MAGA! (Making America Great Alas)

All ponies are horses. What you just Trumply said was similar to saying “that’s a baby, not a human”.

Then you just keep both spots, and let the two fuckers find other spots.

Eat less, move more. It’s...that...simple.

You don’t need a degree in money management to keep from going broke. Just....don’t spend a lot of money!!! It’s really...that...simple.

...you can bet a dumb white boy would not be charged if he did it...

What if you are Hindu? You just essentially outlawed a religion. That’s called Hindu-phobia.

Baby. it’s cold outside.

An electric crossover, you say? I’m listening...

Why not both?

This doesn’t track. Wasn’t there just a story about car sales in China dropping?

Make them glow in the dark.

Pause. No homo.

it’s got an underwhelming look. I personally like that in a car, because it attracts less attention

Just at Pocono, Darlington and the road courses.

Huzzah! That’s why I’ve been a Mad Dog 20/20 man since I was 5.

But how well will it work as a BangBus?