Maybe try to keep more than $500 in it, see how that works out, eh?

Congratulations! Your dad just invented home fries!

What are these “leftover fries” you speak of?

1000 years ago, nobody was saying “gee, things would be so much better if we had 10 billion more people on this planet”.

$40M at 3% interest equals $1.M yearly. Not too shabby.

If a 4 cylinder Ecobost is good, wouldn’t a 6 cylinder Ecoboost be even better?

Maybe because my job requires more skill than theirs? I can learn their job in 1 hour, probably without even needing to be actively trained.. They would need at least 6 years for mine.

I just need my OS to launch my programs. Why does this simple concept need updating?

I don't understand. How do go to a buffet? Someone HAS to eat first.

I guess sharing ice chips mouth to mouth is OK? Cause that’s what me and the GF do.

No you wouldn't. 

That’s why you print things at work. Just name the file “tps_report.doc”

Yep, post affirmative action effects on display.

No. but it is jet science. Way easier.

I’m mono-lingual!!!

Email has existed since 1962. In fact, that was one of the very first purposes of the Internet.

Why not both?

Not only that, there's a glut of product. No different from any other market.

What were you chauffeuring, state fair hogs?

My driving practice was playing Monaco GT at the arcade.