Whatever Millie...

Maybe he should learn to code?

Protip: crack windows and use windshield blinds. Uses no energy, the original cabin overheat protector.

Protip: full service.

So basically Subaru doesn’t have any FUCKS to give?

Banderas is  12% Jordanian, so if you talk shit about him you are bigoted against Middle Easterners.

I have never read that TOTALLY ORIGINAL joke anywhere!

I have never read that joke anywhere!

Anti-Semitism isn’t petty to Islam. It’s the only thing that gets them up in the morning.

Yay Islam.

Yay Islam!

How is it that this healthy living, talented individual dies but yet the Orange Con-man still walks the earth?

But does he do it driving a Galant? Because that's what I do.

Ah yes, the infamous Pontiac Slug.

Respect is earned and a privilege, not taken and an entitlement.

Just shut up and catch that ball, athletes.

I know, right? No hipster agenda, no race baiting, no gender politics or hysteria. Did this story get submitted to the right media outlet?

Catchy? Trust me, none of his garbage output will be on “classic tracks from the 2000s” lists one hundred years from now.

Neil Peart is gone, but yet this annoying talentless hack still trods the earth? 

Meg White, obviously.