Victims’ stories always change. Witnesses’ stories always change. It’s not news.

He means poppers

He’s a thrifty man, I’m sure the royalties are enough. Gawker will feel a little different when all the bloggers are living on a compound just outside Joshua Tree though.

I’m sure he is planning on using his vast profits from The Desert Oracle to submit a winning bid at the bankruptcy auction.

The other thing my mom loves is going to the fucking polls to vote, which matters more than the collective weight of all the snark in the world.

Fake America says fuck you, asshole

Reagan getting shot.

So what happens to the Based God’s curse?

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As an Auroran, I can tell you that some of the families of victims have not handled their loss very well at all, from people attacking the jury because they didn’t hand down a death sentence to both a state-level and a federal lawsuit trying to cash in on the only deep pockets even tangentially related to the case.

Suing a movie theater for not having armed guards in all its theaters = frivolous.

There’s always some asswipe with a degree in law from google looking to argue semantics.

It might be the best thing I will read this election season.

The only reason Sanders didn’t drop out in March is because of sexism. He lost March 15th and stumbled on like an angry zombie avatar of white male insecurity until now, widening his deficit to almost 300 pledged delegates.