Update: Jon tells me the man's balls are fine.

If Christian Bale was named Muslim Bale - hey prob would have made another Batman! Snyder was obvi anti-Christian! #FuckAffleck

TJU got totally shafted also.

"The 6-76ers" has a nice ring to it

Deal with it.

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Bucs 2013: Staph infection

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

Gruden better bulk up. I think Griffin weighs about 220 lbs.

NCAA better check to see if NU players got "excess" Honey Mustard packs not available to all students. The Chik is stingy as fuck with those.

Hey Chicagoans....we all guessed it was Rosenbloom, right?

my wife just informed me"very nsfw" also applies to the kitchen table

That is a worthless comment. We've been reporting live from COTA all weekend.

My stepdad, for one, is super excited to hear about a Mexican losing his job to a middle-aged white guy.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.

"If he had used Uber, his entire family would be dead right now."

This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

"our coverage is for me to show and for Delly to go under me and we just didn't get the call right at the time."