From Dom:

Assuming they're using the same grading scale described in Michael Holley's book Patriot Reign, this excerpt may be useful for the uninitiated...

More like "Slim Weeper," amirite?!?!

You forgot to mention the title of the painting, "The Aristocrats."

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

That's probably the most efficient shot he's ever taken.

Oh, you don't need to parse anything out for me. I was just curious about what sorts of violence you deem acceptable to laugh at.

Hack - "to write computer programs for enjoyment" Merriam-Webster

Stop being such a pedant, especially if you're going to be an inaccurate pedant.

There are 9 letters in "Dani Alves." His number is 22. Villa Real had scored 2 goals at the time the banana was thrown. 22 divided by 2 is 11. 9/11. Wake up sheeple.

What a loser. My Canadian girlfriend always puts out like crazy when I go visit her or see her at summer camp. She's so fucking hot at sex.

The team's value is what it is, they can't change that. That $1 billion was already an asset he possessed - he's not any richer, he's just converting the asset to cash.

And how exactly would they extract $1 Billion from him? They can't seize his property, beyond the maximum assessable fine.

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

If only there were some broad cultural stereotypes of Poles that we could draw on for cheap laughs...

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

hell yeah, white community. Those people need to be kept in line. And those white leaders need to step up and show that they won't tolerate this behavior or we're gonna end up thinking all of them are "down" with this kind of behavior

hooray, again when is the white community gonna step up and put a stop to all this thuggery consistently on display in nascar (this should be the new "first")

If only we had some leads! GAH!

Didn't we just establish that that was Tampa Bay?