To be fair, Gary was dreaming about the next lockout.

Johnny Manziel's Receivers Continue To Bail Out Manziel's Stupid Decisions

You know what goes great with Hot Beef?

It's no surprise that they used the written word to solve this. It's kind of a rule to use prose before Hoes.

tl;dr money.

How ironic. Now it's Ajax's turn to be slaughtered like sheep.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

Don't feel bad for Orlandoans. They still have the Magic to fall back on.

Charlie Weis Does Not Skip Leg Day

Ndamukong Suh: The Wonder Years

Maybe.

Okay Will, you're only saying that because the games that you listed are certifiable shit. If you played a real drinking game for once in your godforsaken life, then maybe you'd remove that stick from your ass and engage in discussion. Like an alleged adult. I'll even be a gentleman and introduce you to one of my…

Maybe he just thinks he's on drugs. He keeps seeing monsters in his closet. Poor guy.

Yeah whatever, you pretentious dicks.

10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

Have there been any tweets from Iowa's new mascot, Blew .CCCXLI?

It wouldn't make sense for the Jets to keep four quarterbacks on the active roster.

That's the first time a visitor has been caught stealing at Wrigley this year.