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Francesca Schiavone might have said she didn't need a hug

Aw, you didn't even mention when Whitlock name-checked Deadspin?

And the crowd was absolutely out-of-control.

It essentially puts the entire city on lockdown, forbidding any vehicles from entering Sochi unless specifically accredited.

That is awesome. But as a Ga Tech Alumn, he should have included: "If you want to have sex with a girl, sorry."

Oh goddammit. I was on vacation. Sue me.

whoosh

Puig is a downright bad guy. Between getting stuck in traffic and missing his cut-0ff throws, it's plain to see he's going to murder somebody.

Their dedication to the cause made me cry. In my pants.

Greg,

Where do you expect LA Galaxy to finish, Greg?

The NFL's decision makes more sense when you consider what Riley Cooper has been wearing...

booze-liking, pussy-loving, dinger-slamming

Her race ended in tears.

We'll be talking about this one for a long time, just like that one woman who crashed at the end of that one Winter Olympics sport race.

Like this guy's mom always said: when life gives you lemons, have a black guy make you lemonade.

Oh I am sure if you send them a laundry list of your likes and dislikes they'll get right on to making sure they cater to you and only you in the future.

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.