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Hey Nate, you famously said that political punditry is "fundamentally useless" so I'm curious why you left the New York Times for ESPN. Aren't sports pundits just as, if not more, useless than their political counterparts?

Hi Nate,

What an ass.

Also, shame on her for falling asleep during the game like that.

"I definitely didn't come here for this," said Papelbon.

Not that I don't disagree with the notion of Japanese men or rather people being shy, the fact that you're actually calling them pathetic because they don't talk to women is pretty rude, especially considering different societies hold different social beliefs.

Oh, the ironing...

If someone buys this car I will personally send them a bunch of Jalopnik stickers.

Let me get this straight, Chicago didn't actually do anything to win. The Bruins were just unlucky? Again? Noted.

To really make it in the seedy world of sports memorabilia collecting, it helps to be underhanded.