The Otis Elevator Company even says that walking on the escalator is a safety hazard.

Yup, hard to beat the Coleman Cooler inspired interior of a Super Duty.

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

“...they fear that one of the groups (“Thanos-like”) will be given pink slips, with the other told it is safe.”

Sid from Toy Story 3 grew up

This data sounds a lot like my girlfriend. You wouldn’t know her, she lives in Canada.

Between ranking Original above Honey Nut and putting Fruity at number one, I am inclined to think that you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

I had a guy follow me once on a very busy pre-Christmas day. He honked at me to ‘hurry up’. (Complete with hand waving and grumpy facial expression)

this makes them an ingredient.  if they leave candy forever they can live with the chocolate chips, where they belong

While we’re justifiably throwing Milky Way into the metaphorical dumpster, let’s round up the equally terrible Three Musketeers & erase their existence from the world, too.

I like Milky Ways but they are clearly the worst of this bunch.

My next pick would be the M&M’s. While they’re more popular they’re also the most basic since it’s just chocolate w/ a candy coating.

Brown’s reaction upon reading the headline.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

Every time I bite into a raisin, my brain tells me it is a spider whose legs have been pulled off. Then I spit it out.

I imagine the textures are quite similar...

Very fitting for the Giants to give up on a guy the rest of us wrote off 5 years ago

I’m generally OK with fast-casual restaurants. I couldn’t begin to count the number of visits I made with co-workers to Applebee’s and TGI Friday’s and The Elephant Bar for cheap drinks and appetizers-turned-meals after work, and my best friend from high school specifically worked for an Olive Garden, so I do have a…

I don’t understand what The Matrix has to do with anything.

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories.