White and shameless flop? Are you sure he’s not part of the Wisconsin basketball team?

I hope they serve ice cream sundaes

No Clams Casino?  

Not from cooking, but in the kitchen. My son likes to find and keep shells from the beach. One time when he was maybe 5 or 6, he found a live, intact clam on the beach and was excited as usually you only find one side of a clam shell. Unbeknown to us, he brought it home and put the shell in the drawer of the desk we…

Jalapeno popper =/= bacon wrapped stuffed jalapeno (aka ABTs).

I’m trying to think of another product where the smell is diametrically opposed to the taste as for vanilla extract. The stuff smells friggin amazing and tastes horrible.

Here is the problem I have. I took the MSF last summer after wanting to do so for years (i’m 41) and have been considering getting a bike but can’t find one that is right. I’m 6'3 but will only be using motorcycle for tooling around town . I live in the suburbs of NY and commute into NYC by train, so it would mostly…

Go to hell!

*Exceptions made for people wearing bowties, suit vests or have ironic mustaches

Guess you’ve never been to In n Out?

Exactly. Spend $75,000 per game or whatever it is to have one additional ref assigned to the game to look for blatant missed calls or mistakes. The missed DPI in the Saints game or the bad roughing the passer in the Pats game.  You can easily in near real time change a penalty without impacting the pace of play or…

Agreed completely. Do it somewhere else and then go to the restaurant to celebrate.

Agreed. Its not like a bad spot that is at least understandable or a slight tug on the jersey.  You do not see many PIs that are more blatant or obvious than that

That grammar and punctuation!

Man, she is totally unstable. I mean using both ellipses and em dashes? Get a grip, Jen

For a second I got excited when I read “a Quarter Pounder Bacon.” I thought it would be a quarter pound of bacon on a bun. Like a BLT minus the rabbit food. But then it turns out to be just a quarter pounder with cheese with some bacon thrown on.  I am disappoint. 

Its been a hell of a long time since I thought about it but I recall thinking that the last scene is a summary of his life.  He made it out of the war safe but still has to always be worried that when he hears the ding of a door opening it could be someone coming to kill him.

Nah, she isn’t a normal person engaging in a normal two-way conversation.  She hears certain words and then runs with her performance based on those trigger words.  like an improv comic but sad

Year ago, when moving into my old apartment, I was told that someone in the building thought it would be okay to flush kitty litter down the toilet. You can expect how well that worked out for the person and the building

Did they put toilet seat covers on the chairs for each new diner?