James had two feet down, one knee down, crossed the goal and had an elbow down before the ball came loose.

It is amazing that an average at best QB is about to be the highest paid football player. No doubt Cousins is not a top 10 QB but is he even top 15?

They killed it off a few years ago, but apparently it wasn’t discontinued nationwide (as i just found out). Feel like its been at least four years if not longer.

Had no idea it was available in certain regions. That makes zero sense but whatever. Good to know for future roadtrips

Even though I pretty much stopped eating McDonald’s except for a once per year highway rest stop visit, a little piece of me died when I found out McDonald’s killed off the hot mustard sauce. It was the perfect condiment. As a kid I occasionally mixed it with honey to make a fierce honey mustard but generally just…

Is this really a fine? I would guess that there are some bylaws that if you file suit against the league (i.e., essentially suing yourself) and lose you are responsible for legal fees

Should’ve tried making fried chicken vodka the right way

What is the point of the sweeper guys if they aren’t going to, you know, sweep?

Same. Mason jar full of bacon fat in the fridge. I use those paper coffee filters to strain the fat

I want one of those toilets where it’s so strong you can feel the pressure drop after it’s flushed.

Up here in the ‘burbs of NYC, the fallback career (i.e., the new career for formerly stay-at-home moms whose kids are now older) is real estate agent. I must know 3,000 real estate agents (and a close 2nd place to decorator) and think they collectively have sold like 7 houses

holy shit make it stop!!!!

When you have a really good pee, do you also shudder? Because I do that.

Oh man, love the idea of chili cheese dog casserole

Glenn Winston was immediately reinstated to the team after being sentenced 6 months in jail for giving an MSU hockey player brain damage by sucker punching him. Saint Dantonio sent him directly from jail to the practice field. It took a second violent incident a few months later when he was part of a mob attack on a…

And Nassar aside, they’ve never had any issues dealing with their athletes.

Yet when an illegal alien is responsible for killing a person while driving drunk, the immediate response from the stable genius is to close the border and build a wall....

Upstate NY is basically a cold Mississippi.

I can’t even come up with a farcical reason why he would’ve gotten the first one!

It is the only appropriate response.