A lot of times its the opposite. Start with an electric smoker because its easy but soon get frustrated by its limitations and the feeling it is not true smoking

No real SMOKEBOY would recommend wood chips or soaking them. Wood chunks or GTFO

I don’t have my NCAA compliance manual in front of me, but isn’t a president intervening in a criminal case an impermissible benefit not available to non-athlete students? Or am I mixing that up with getting creamed cheese with a bagel?

I kind of want to follow Kyle Fraughton around and call him a penis for a few weeks... wonder if i can get off of work

Ah yes, why can’t the Big Ten be like the SEC where Vanderbilt, Tennessee, Missouri and Arkansas are really providing stellar depth

• Do you have assigned seating or do you let the human chips fall where they may?

It really is quite amazing that these Creationists or whatever they call themselves these days are willing to overlook vast mountains of evidence to support evolution, dinosaurs existing millions of years ago, etc. and point to the unerring truth in a book written by dozens (or hundreds) of different people over…

hagelslag is the truth. Those Dutch are onto something. Was in Amsterdam for work and was looking around agape at all these business people eating a plain slice of white bread with butter and chocolate sprinkles for breakfast. Of course I had to try it and it was damn good. Those sprinkles are actually good and taste…

$50 says these “disrespecting the flag” people are also probably too busy doing butt chugs or smoking unfiltered camels during the national anthem to even remove their hat and properly respecting the flag and our veterans.

Agreed. I just sit there and look at the seat back in front of me

I have no affiliation with either UCF or UCONN but I would pay to have that trophy and a framed version of that sad picture of it being left on the sideline after the game for my man cave.

Do you work at my company? Who would think an office full of professional types would become a bunch of savages before lunchtime? Half the toilets look like the trainspotting toilet and the other half have more pubic hair and piss stains than I care to think about. Who is shaving or losing pubes that much in a men’s…

A friend of mine puts butter on his sandwiches. He says it’s something he picked up from his family in central Kentucky. That’s weird, right?

Even the team apparently really want a new coach and GM...

(no one wants to be a double-flusher)

Are you the fucker telling me my project is currently in amber status? If so, fuck off

I tried a sous vide turkey leg confit last year and didn’t quite work out. Couldn’t quite find a recipe online that I liked and sort of winged it which might’ve been my downfall.

I always thought turducken would be something that would be better sous vide but not i’m not sure. I don’t know if i would want to eat turkey/chicken at medium rare (which you could via sous vide but I think the texture would be offputting) or duck at ~150-155 degrees.

“in terms of game day experience how important is it that your team wins?”

I see your glitter and I raise you Fuse Beads. Not only are they tiny as hell and you’ll be chasing dropped beads over your house for weeks but good luck trying to put them on the little template things without having Trump like mini fingers. One small mistake and have the damn beads get knocked off the template.…