Starred for the comparison and the awesome user name.

So does Sam Rockwell. And Sam Rockwell.

(Going to show all y’all myb age here)

“I personally know quite a few women who could kick Fucker Carlson in the fork so hard he’d go deaf. Duckworth could do it, and she’s got no legs.”

I’m shocked that the pop-riveted sheet-metal wings didn’t carry him far into Canada.

I drove through part of Nebraska in July 1995. Got a speeding ticket. As I was living in Chicago at the time, I obviously did not appear in court, but I never paid it either. It’s probably a good idea for me to stay out of NE.

Don’t forget all those Acme jobs he's supporting. 

That's not what I'll be doing on that grave. *gorges on Taco Bell*

... of the Jackson Hole Butt Plugs?

As Colombians ourselves, my dad and I followed Roberto Guerrero, a Colombian IndyCar driver (never saw him in F1). Guerrero was never great, but he did win Champ Car Rookie of the Year and Indy 500 RotY in 84.

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this, thanks a lot.

I got my first car at 16 when a friend of my dad’s gave us two 78 Civics that barely ran anymore. Both were manuals. We got the better one running by scavenging parts from the other, and I spent a few hours puttering through a nearby cemetery practicing until I got good enough to drive it in traffic. (Heel-toe…

Great piece, thank you. I learned the joy and restorative powers of the Aimless Drive from my parents when I was younger than I can remember. My earliest memories include long rides in the car, first our 65 Cadillac Sedan deVille (the first car I ever traveled over 100mph in), later in our 76 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser…

This is beautiful.

According to a documentary I’ve seen about this Aloha flight, passengers could see the front of the plane flexing relative to the rest of it. Not ideal.

Looks great! As a fellow driver of a commuter car, I support your efforts to make your DD stand out and be more fun for yourself.

Keeping in mind that I’m out of sorts because we had to put one of our dogs down yesterday (RIP Wally), I think it’s pure fanwank and lazy writing to bring back an original trilogy character this way. Now, I haven’t seen it yet, and maybe I’ll love the way it’s written, but it seems like a crutch.

Both my wife’s Kia Soul and my used 07 Hyundai Elantra will be paid off at the end of 2021, so I will be new/lightly-used car shopping in early 2022. This car is at the top of my list.