shiftymcshifterson
Shifty McShifterson
shiftymcshifterson

No love for my HD Elantra...

Mother of God I’m in love.

Andersonville! I used to live down the street from there. Never saw me no Lagonda though. 

Some say that rusty old Jeeps have to get inoculated against *him*.

This is great! My sister is a huge Jeep fan, and her birthday is at the end of the month. I ordered her both 1971 mail Jeeps, the white and the blue. They’ll probably arrive late (not a commentary on the USPS), but she’ll love them.

Can we at least refer to this dildo-wipe by his real name and not do him any favors by spreading his Twitter handle (or whatever) around?

Hey, this is great! I’d never even heard of this show, but I just watched 3 in a row and I’m hooked. It’s very lean, to the point- they drive cars fast, period.

*sniff* We don’t deserve you. *sniffsniff*

About 30 years ago, the clutch cable snapped on my 78 Civic just after leaving school, so I drove it home in this exact way. Had to shut it off approaching red lights and start it in gear to get going again. Not fun, but fun. 

Verily!

I learned to heel-toe when I used to HSAX my 08 Fusion. Like others have said, I’m not great at it, but when I nail a good one I feel like such a stud.

That helicopter has seem some things, man.

Ok now, let’s move Honda the topic at hand.

Make sure it’s strong enough to handle the motor torque and hard launches that... *bah-hahaha snort* Almost got through it with a straight face.

It might do a burn-up. Park it outside.

But the decals add 10hp!

“Garbage person" is such a great insult.

“’Same-sex romantic behavior cannot lead to eternal marriage, and is therefore not compatible with the principles of the Honor Code,’ Elder Paul V. Johnson.”

They did part ways, but clearly Ford got custody of the frozen embryos.