shiftymcshifterson
Shifty McShifterson
shiftymcshifterson

I agree, but can’t we get *Beyond* Thunderdome?

Nailed it.

Could I handle 20 hours on a plane? Depends. Do they sell Xanax by the pound? Could the cabin crew just kill me at takeoff and revive me upon landing?

See also: marriage.

Wheelskins all the way. I’ve used them on my last 3 cars- they fit well, and look/feel great. And they thicken the wheel a bit.

We gave this sweet little man his forever home on Clear the Shelters Saturday 2 years ago- Mr. Xenophilious Pink.

JFC, he is so very gross.

Mmm, pistol whip...

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I hate you so much right now.

A few years ago, a Boy Scout leader was holding a meeting at my kids’ elementary school, after regular school hours. He was a retired local LEO, and was legally carrying a gun, in a fanny pack. A fanny pack. A. Fucking. Fanny. Pack.

Will it baby?

Just this morning, I saw a newer blue Challenger with a big 43 on the doors, and the tall Daytona wing. An A for effort, but should have been a Charger. 

You're saying what we're thinking.

Staggering. Thanks for posting that, I'd never seen such a result from a Kamikaze attack. 

My 78 CVCC is the short hatch version. I put a big-ass speaker box against that high rear wall. Couldn’t have done that with the long hatch.

Certainly not anymore, anyway.

“I like people who *weren’t* killed by a raving maniac who was inspired by my own racist tirades.”