*10 minutes later*

You magnificent bastich! Spot on!

Damm, not enough stars!

Damn, I cannot wait until all these wealthy old white guys in charge drop dead.

Somebody Schlossberg this broad.

His eyes look like hog anuses.

Freakin’ awesome. The visuals will have me giggling all night.

Excuse me while I whip this out:

Suspender? I barely know’er!

Ha! That is...

Two things here:

We should start learning Korean, shouldn’t we?

Bendy. Fabulous.

Holy shit, that’s evil. I’m going to be really nice to you from now on. *star*

Wow. That was a thrilling read, all pumped up now!

Counterpoint: once this is all over and she is no longer his client, they should make a porno together.

I’ve done school/work-to-home commutes like this with 2 of my cars. Back in the late 80s in my 78 Civic when the clutch cable snapped, and a couple years ago in my 08 Fusion, when the whole clutch pedal bracket cracked and folded like a 2-year-old Walmart card table. Fun stuff.

Are you going to go all Mr. Glass from “Unbreakable” now and start causing Huracan wrecks so you can use that joke again?