I know you almost definitely meant Satan but Stan is SO much funnier in context.

Doesn’t matter if they secede... all their citizens have apparently now picked up and moved to Colorado to smoke weed and loudly complain about the cold (?), the amount of Mexicans here (??) and blatantly disobey traffic laws *furiously eyes dented bumper of car*

Her son is smart and has a conscience, unlike his mother. He’s calling her out on the harmful effects of her actions on not just her life, but others as well.

Retired Army. I’ve been covering this pretty hard, too.

Former Marine here.

When the zombies come, you can be on my team!

My autobiography will be titled “Roaches and Rationing” and it’ll tell all of our stories.

I grew up with a full food chain in my house as well but we were not poor, my mother was just mentally ill and negligent. I learned how to catch snakes and fill mouse holes with steel wool. But As a poor adult I tried everything with roaches and failed. If the apartment building is infested you will not be able to…

There is not enough money in the world that will stop me from cutting open toothpaste tubes and scraping them out. I’ll never be rich enough to not have a panic attack from seeing roaches.