Blind cord wraps:

True, true. Or you could just buy a couple packs of these:

If I was into conspiracy theories, I would say this is a plot from the Big Blind industry, so we all buy new blinds.

“Some parents may simply think that the risk is small...”

I'm a Californian so obviously my opinions on barbecue are suspect, but I spent just under 5 years in Texas so I must have learned something - at the very least the difference between grilling and barbecue, but I also learned that when a Southerner says they have a way to cook meat and it tastes good, I should just…

I am a Carolinian, and I am trying very hard to be very nice and welcoming to something that sounds delicious while also biting my tongue about calling chicken in a mayo sauce "barbecue."

I run a large tent for all types of barbecue. Bring me your white sauce smoked chicken, North Alabamians, I shall try it.