I sell thousands and thousands of cars.

Regarding the teeth:  British.

You misspelled “freeDumb”...

I actually admire the Spark. It is what it is, and it’s good at it.

Fine.  The growth rate declined through the year.

When did I mention long haul?

Citroen did it better. No jack, just a prop. Raise the car to the highest setting, put the prop under the car, the lower it. Wheel comes off the ground like magic, no extra moving parts needed. And you can DRIVE a DS with a rear wheel missing.

Yes, don’t buy a crappy over priced electric car. That also prevents supporting the whinny White Nationalist / Confidence Man known as Mr. Elon Musk...

Fuck that. That’s way too much effort for something that is going to happen all the time. You’re basically washing and polishing your truck every time someone touches it. Yet another reason this truck is beyond stupid.

Looks like a Madurodam on steroids and indoors. Madurodam in in The Hague, NL. Went as a kid a couple times and thought it was the greatest place on earth.

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This is wrong on an absolutely hilarious level. Florida has more population density than France does as a country, and it’s mostly centered in 4 distinct population centers - Miami, Orlando, Tampa, and Jacksonville.

Futhermore, Japan gets several Typhoons in addition to mfing EARTHQUAKES and they seem just fine…

Given the utter dullness of its styling, and the Audi photos feature the car in the most drab paint available, Glossy Primer Grey, of course I’ve forgotten about this generic lump.  All that mediocrity for “only” $91K...wow.

Then they’ve correctly identified their audience. Most Americans are dumber than a box of rocks.

As for the Instagram handle, I agree, it feels like someone sniffing their own farts. No one likes your car enough to follow you.

Disagree on the foreign market badging. A notable example is KIAs old logo was terrible in the US, but the KDM badge looked kinda cool. Who cares if non-enthusiasts don’t know what it means, it’s not for them.

LED lightbars are great off-road in the middle of the dark-ass night. But if you use them on-road, your rig should be set on fire by the cop that pulls you over.

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This was a first generation TT. Ask me how I know. 

“car, one of the known flaws is sagging door panel upholstery, which is a known issue. Someone in the comments mentioned that it’s a $3,500 repair at an upholstery shop.”

This seems like a really odd take. Sure this car has high running costs and the build quality is poor, but it’s nine years old and sold for 20% of the new price. Your suggestion is to buy a different Maserati that is nine years older for only $4k less? The buyer who wants a fast luxury sedan is also not the buyer who…