approach angle of no.

exactly why i want one.

“Subaru and the Bi-Drives” is the name of my Portland-based punk rock band.

These things have held value almost as well as a Wrangler, it's insane!

I’d rather have a Baja Turbo with a stick (shift)

It also vastly under states the effect on travel time.

Never present that again. Ewwww

As far as I can tell overlanding is just car camping for people who drive ridiculously outfitted SUVs at about 25% of their capability. Parking their lifted, light barred, Tacoma with a tent mounted on top next to the family of 4's Sienna at the local KOA.

Straight pipes for everyone Gen x and older! 

To quote from one of my favorite movies, Stripes.

Asking for a RWD Mini is like asking for a hydroplane with a sail.

You know, typically after you buy a new car you start seeing a ton of ‘em. I bought my XE in December. I still haven’t seen another one on the roads.  Shame, as it’s a fantastic car! 

That’s an ICE coffee table.

A/C compressors are like vampires, you have to invite them in to your home.

Now they can have a motor engine coffee table.

Cats always drag stuff you don’t want into your house.

correction: manual is dead....in USA.

Right now I’m feeling pretty safe in thinking there will never be a next-gen 86/BRZ

Significantly bigger, significantly heavier. 

It determines how big your plums are.