Thanks, dad.

I don’t recline, but you are wrong.  As long as its a feature, no one is a monster for using it.

My thought has always been that the people that know its a Chevy engine don’t care, because its the engine that matters, not the badge; and the people that would care, don’t know enough about the vehicle to know it isn’t a Cadillac engine.

It’s great for Cadillac to have its own engine, but just copying what BMW and Mercedes have been up to for years has long been a losing strategy for Cadillac.

The next plane to serve as Air Force One, which the Department of Defense hopes to have in service by 2024...

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.

When the inevitable stroke or aneurysm happens? 

Holy shit, did you leave out the part where a piano fell on you?

I don’t get it. I mean, I like the look, I just don’t get the backstory. This has all the conventional lines of a modern bike, and doesn’t do anything radical other than give it a retro-future vibe...and of course leave a very noticeable (and nonfunctional) hole where the gas tank used to be. But in a future where…

Never underestimate a mini cooper’s ability to torment you. Sure, it’s a cute little car with a spunky turbo motor, but underneath that bonnet is a never ending source of frustration just waiting for a warranty to expire.

FWD too. A normal car with off-road optics and raised ride height.

Thank your local (heavily lobbied/bought off) Congressperson.

Up until you get hit by an undocumented immigrant who couldn’t legally buy insurance.

You mean like the states that are trying to pass school sponsored prayer? That was banned by federal law.

they’re all furiously scrambling to rewrite their dictionaries.

They’re gonna drive anyway. Might as well make ‘em pass a test. The bar can’t be that high in NY.

Ok — I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt you are not just trolling and give you a completely apolitical explanation:

Fully in support of our green light law. Eff his orangeness.

I remember when Tea Party people were saying that Obama wanted to be king and that they’d die before letting anyone in the White House do that.

States rights are so important to republicans - LOL.  What a bunch of rat f*ckers.